50 year old birthday Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare 50 year old birthday 50th birthday Funny
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
You know, I don't feel fifty. I feel not a day over forty-nine. It's incredible. I'm bouncy, I feel bouncy. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
You may be sick of what you did the first half of your life, but you don't have to just walk around and play… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
You may be sick of what you did the first half of your life, but you don't just have to walk around and play… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith Copy Share Image
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on turning 50. You're half way to becoming a centenarian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In your 50's, time becomes precious and must not be wasted, every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're not 50, you're 25 x 2! You've got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
