50 year old birthday Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare 50 year old birthday 50th birthday Birthday Birthday Cards Funny
I remember people were horrified when I celebrated my 50th! 'Don't announce your age,' I was advised! How stupid is that. — Shabana Azmi Copy Share Image
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday, I can't believe it. — Vera Lynn Copy Share Image
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith Copy Share Image
Studies clearly indicate that those who get 'Get Well' cards sooner and more often have a 80% faster recovery rate, so I want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Mike Wilmot Copy Share Image
You're at an age when your back goes out more than you do. Happy 65th Birthday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! — Helen Hayes Copy Share Image
You are not turning 60. You are just turning 20 for the third time. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on turning 50. You're half way to becoming a centenarian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In your 50's, time becomes precious and must not be wasted, every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're not 50, you're 25 x 2! You've got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
