You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People will frighten you about a graduation…They use words you don't hear often. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos, — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What people are tired of, the people who agree with me, what they're tired of is listening to that sound, the sound… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember:… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People will frighten you about a graduation… They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
...it was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm one of those who cut off seeing people after a certain time, when the weight is gone and they sound like… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are stories in the Bible about people telling other people how to do things. When you hear this young man say… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Listen to John Coltrane enough and after two bars, just two bars at any place, and you know that's him. We all… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time! — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I've always heard about people having a conniption, but I've never seen one. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.' — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image