I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.' — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are stories in the Bible about people telling other people how to do things. When you hear this young man say… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember:… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What people are tired of, the people who agree with me, what they're tired of is listening to that sound, the sound… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
