What we need is for people to realize - 'I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. There… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you have no faith, you've lost your battle. You can't let things just happen. If you know right from wrong, and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don't know there was a 'Dick… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People have all kinds of approaches when they come up to me. Some of them are so nervous: 'You know, Mr. Cosby,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If I didn't like poor people, why would I come and tell them how to make their lives better? — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
