Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You don't know what you're going to fall in love with until you're exposed to it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You can't prove somebody is a racist unless they really come out and do the act and is found to be that. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People have all kinds of approaches when they come up to me. Some of them are so nervous: 'You know, Mr. Cosby,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
