You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Having boys is different. Boys, you put sneakers on, and they're out, they're ready. Girls, you gotta pay a little bit more… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. You have to see how you're carrying yourself because there's a… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why?… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I think hip hop is dead. It's all pop now. If you call it hip hop, then you need to stop. Hip… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying? — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I think it's good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don't have any need for guts. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues.… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my grandfather was African-American, so we all got… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
