If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old.… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I don't even deal with politics. I just don't believe in them. I think politics are politricks. My whole thing is power… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Black people dance well because we start early - there's music being played everywhere. White people? They don't start dancing until they… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The actors are different, although I didn't set out to be different. My inspiration came from people like Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it's called tel-lie-vision! — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I don't see myself as angry, although other people see that. I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image