Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues.… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that when I'm long gone my great-great-grandchildren can… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Fame doesn't matter. Money doesn't matter. Those things are forever fleeting. I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image