Persons Quotes by Bill Cosby

14 Persons quotes by Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby’s fourteen short statements blend family‑centric humor with straightforward life lessons, offering a nostalgic glimpse into his once‑popular perspective.

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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

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Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who…

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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.

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A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is…

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Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up…

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Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a…

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A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay.…

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I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having…

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I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually…

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I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team…

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Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother…

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I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having…

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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

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“Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”

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God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here…

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When you become senile, you won't know it.

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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.

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“The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.”

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