People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I can't negate the theory that the Huxtables on 'The Cosby Show' may have helped pave the way for the Obama family.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In September of 1960, I was blessed - and I'm not saying blessed in the everyday religious way - when Temple University… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are stories in the Bible about people telling other people how to do things. When you hear this young man say… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcomsit had nothing to do with the color of themI just didn't… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
