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Deserve Quote by Bill Cosby

“I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And…” quote by Bill Cosby — Download Open image

“I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!”

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