“Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye” — Krista Alasti Dark fantasy Copy Share Image
“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye” — Krista Alasti Drunk Copy Share Image
“So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire’s… — Krista Alasti Dark fantasy Copy Share Image
“I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless… — Krista Alasti Dark fantasy Copy Share Image
“So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves?… — Krista Alasti Funny Copy Share Image
“Been lickin’ peanut-butter spoons? Maybe I should call you butterfingers. It has a better ring than Hella Shella. - Tran 'Answer my… — Krista Alasti Fantasy Copy Share Image
“I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran” — Krista Alasti Dark fantasy Copy Share Image
“Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison… — Krista Alasti Dark fantasy Copy Share Image
“You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get… — Krista Alasti Dark fantasy Copy Share Image
“God, why do I bother trying to help you? It’s not like you appreciate it. It’s not like the word ‘thanks’ is… — Krista Alasti Bother Copy Share Image
