Dark fantasy Quote by Krista Alasti

“How could something called 'The Breath of the Ass' help but bring trouble?”

— Anonymous

“Not to derail the conversation from butts, which we all agree is incredibly important”

— Veronica Roth

“Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.”

— Dani Alexander

“The mechanical effort of conversation is nastier and more complicated than defecation.”

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

“I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.”

— Terry Price

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Ever notice most people are major pains in the ass? I’d rather save myself the trouble of dealing with them and just avoid being…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“You wouldn’t know the truth if it crawled up your ass and bit you on the balls.” Oh yeah, I could get used to…

— Pippa DaCosta

“When a person is only half an ass like me, and not a complete one, she senses certain things.”

— Michael Ende

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“You're a bum-rag covered in clart!”

— Deryn Sharp Scott Westerfeld

“She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could…

— Ilona Andrews