Quote by Michael Ende

“I recognize no other kind of ass.”

— Rachel Vincent

“I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?”

— Darynda Jones

“(The ass tells you everything about a woman, her character, her temperament, whether she is sanguine, morbid, gay or fickle, whether she is responsive…

— Henry Miller

“When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.”

— Marie Coulson

“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I…

— Ilona Andrews

“Half of an Assassin is just an Ass.”

— Eve Forward

“Why did someone always have to be an ass? Of course she knew the answer to that, because that someone was unhappy. Once”

— Lisa Ladew

“It's not acting like an ass that bothers me, it's that I act like an ass while being completely convinced that I'm suave and…

— Tim Hall

“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.” … “No,…

— Tara Sivec

“If I find out that you went within even fifty feet of her, ever again, your ass is mine. Do I make myself clear?”

— Jalpa Williby

“Bear it like a man, even if you feel it like an ass. ”

— George Bernard Shaw

“the ass is a good-natured and useful creature.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky