“How to contact in case of an emergency? I prefer 911 myself...” — Neil Leckman Emergency Copy Share Image
“Is it possible to be ticket for going too fast during speed dating?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“We started our journey across the waistlands by folowing the enormous belt!!” — Neil Leckman Belt Copy Share Image
“In the form it asked who to contact in an emergency, so I put 911.” — Neil Leckman Emergency Copy Share Image
“If I climb poles at the North pole does that make me a polar poler?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“Headstones: What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!" "This time I'll count to one hundred and you hide." "OK, It's not… — Neil Leckman Asked Copy Share Image
“Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!” — Neil Leckman Candy bar Copy Share Image
“I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! Seems he wanted… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Actor Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for holiday parties...” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I am open to all comments, I accept them with humility, or as much as i can muster on short notice.” — Neil Leckman Humility Copy Share Image
“Vegan Vengeance" - A Vegan teams up with “Carrot Chick", Broccoli Boy" and Paul Potato" to battle meat eaters everywhere. If “Oliver… — Neil Leckman Food Copy Share Image
“I've always been afraid that if I played Sim City I'd just get virtual junk mail for occupant/resident since it is so… — Neil Leckman Inspirational Copy Share Image
“Asthmatic spewer of filth gasps, but clean air does not suffice To fuel fires fueled by thoughts got rotten Lest we all… — Neil Leckman Clean air Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder… — Neil Leckman Books Copy Share Image
“It has been brought to my attention that I may be a verbivore. I consumptor of words, that I subsequently spew forth… — Neil Leckman Language Copy Share Image
“Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy, to consume that is.… — Neil Leckman Acquired taste Copy Share Image
“She cuts with daggerous eyes of fire Words like poison coat fangs of bad intent And biting remarks carve into holiday delights… — Neil Leckman Fangs Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“I'll give you something to cry about!! Hell, no need to get up I’m doing a good job of bawling my eyes… — Neil Leckman Because i care Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This means… — Neil Leckman Life Copy Share Image
“At a long meeting a man next to me, British I hope, said, "Man, I'd kill for a fag about now" I… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Remember children, once I am gone I will be part of it all Everything will be me and together be free The… — Neil Leckman Children Copy Share Image
“Sat in the Jacuzzi last night looking at the dark recesses of the nozzles. Remembering the story I wrote about spiders nesting… — Neil Leckman Eyes watching Copy Share Image
“Dale, a Plutonian Dreg Bug, the kind with seventeen eyes and a bad temper, got nailed in one of his eyes by… — Neil Leckman Bad temper Copy Share Image
“Sitting in front of my fireplace, basking in it's warm glow gives me time to reflect upon the sacrifices that it has… — Neil Leckman Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“A great book is a thing of mystery and beauty; it has the power to move you.” — Neil Leckman Beauty Copy Share Image
“A tale within a tweet can be sweet!! That's a REAL flash.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother” — Neil Leckman Another man Copy Share Image
“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!” — Neil Leckman Animal Copy Share Image
