“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund,… — Neil Leckman Education Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother” — Neil Leckman Another man Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“You shouldn't follow your heart unless you can keep a beat.” — Neil Leckman Follow your heart Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely… — Neil Leckman Dark Copy Share Image
“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave… — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder… — Neil Leckman Books Copy Share Image
“Has anyone else noticed that most dreams happen while you're asleep? Makes it a lot harder to remember the details...” — Neil Leckman Dreams Copy Share Image
“Remember children, once I am gone I will be part of it all Everything will be me and together be free The… — Neil Leckman Children Copy Share Image
“Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!” — Neil Leckman Humour Copy Share Image
“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!” — Neil Leckman Dog Copy Share Image
“One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in the day, and sending them… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I am open to all comments, I accept them with humility, or as much as i can muster on short notice.” — Neil Leckman Humility Copy Share Image
“I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! Seems he wanted… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Bad answers for employment questions: Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I'll give you something to cry about!! Hell, no need to get up I’m doing a good job of bawling my eyes… — Neil Leckman Because i care Copy Share Image
“Why don't they make chocolate horses for Easter with a belly full of gummy bears. Educational and sweet!” — Neil Leckman Easter Copy Share Image
