Candy bar Quote by Neil Leckman Download Open image ““If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!”” — Neil Leckman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candy bar Last Laugh Laughter Neil-leckman Virtual-cubicle Wurms
“he looks at you like you're the last chocolate bar on the shelf and he would die without a chocolate fix.” — nora roberts Copy Share Image
“On Asking to Have the Candy Passed to Me During Schindler’s List “What do you want — the candy? They’re throwing people in the… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“In fact, I was a kind of Hershey Bar whore - there wasn't much I wouldn't do for a nickel's worth of chocolate.” — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I know they say you shouldn't take candy from strangers, but it's a cookie and not candy and technically, I'm not a stranger.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“You were a luscious piece of candy, he said, but now I gotta spit you out. After,” — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I have often… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely it was… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!"… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Nine times out of ten, people pick the wrong food. No, it’s not the sugar (GI = 68), it’s not the candy bar (GI… — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was their geographical… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“I tell Dylan I have to go to the bathroom. I shut the door and try to pee, but my dick's already sticking straight… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then, after about… — William Davis Copy Share Image
If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good. — Louise Hay Copy Share Image
“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped if he’d… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
America is becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen any longer. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“So Where’s the Chocolate Group? As we have said, we’re not going to pull a fast one. There are no forbidden foods, because deprivation… — Evelyn Tribole & Elyse Resch Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing what I’m… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image