“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I had a million things running through my mind the other day. Suddenly I realized I didn't know half of them!!” — Neil Leckman, Wurms Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Has anyone else noticed that most dreams happen while you're asleep? Makes it a lot harder to remember the details...” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Remember children, once I am gone I will be part of it all Everything will be me and together be free The… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in the day, and sending them… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I am open to all comments, I accept them with humility, or as much as i can muster on short notice.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Bad answers for employment questions: Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I'll give you something to cry about!! Hell, no need to get up I’m doing a good job of bawling my eyes… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Why don't they make chocolate horses for Easter with a belly full of gummy bears. Educational and sweet!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I climb poles at the North pole does that make me a polar poler?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Sure, ask a question, fire away, but remember, just because we answer doesn't mean we care. We all have our own problems,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
