Neil-leckman Quote by Neil Leckman

“I cant help but notice that you are not wearing a wedding ring, dear lady. Are you, by any chance, looking for a husband?'…

— Suzanne Selfors

“...a woman's voice said, "if you've reached this message and you weren't trying to contact Regin the Radient" - Regin? -"then I know three…

— Kresley Cole

“Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny…

— Lindsey Kelk

“I'm going out with Colin Osgood today, and he's meeting me here. If you start making kissy noises, I will strip you of all…

— Sarah Addison Allen

“The doorbell rang. My long lost cousin Martika came to visit me. “What’ve you been doing?” she asked. I pointed to the stereo and…

— Hamish De'Lamet

"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried…

— Joan Rivers

“This sent me into an inappropriate laughing fit. I wasn't allowed to get angry, and I couldn't cry, so I laughed - a lot. (114)”

— Monica Holloway

“Well, who doesn't love a good mpreg?" "A what?" "Sim gets man-pregnant? Gives birth to twins during a tornado?" "I'll pretend I never heard…

— J.C. Lillis

“I stepped into the long aisle and held my head high. It was total perfection, and all according to a plan I'd labored to…

— Jennifer McGowan

“Come, Scarlett, you are no child, no schoolgirl to put me off with foolish excuses about decency and so forth. Say you'll marry me…

— Margaret Mitchell

“You gonna marry her? This is the one out of seven billion?" "It is. And I am. I've got to. It's like...sometimes..." "Speak." "Sometimes…

— Cherrie Lynn

“What did you get her for the wedding gift?” “Dude, I bought her a fucking Steinway.” “Are you kidding me?” “No, I had to.…

— Renee Carlino