Humor Quote by Neil Leckman

“Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a…

— J. Cornell Michel

“The zombie looks like a man, walks like a man, eats and otherwise functions fully, yet is devoid of the spark. It represents the…

— David Wong

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart”

— Stephanie Mabey

“If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I could not be a zombie. They had no thoughts. Their brains were gruel. They said little beyond "Brrr!" unable, even, to articulate completely…

— Lori Handeland

“Do your zombies eat brains? Are they horrible and scary? They're only sad.”

— Nancy Farmer

“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!”

— Neil Leckman

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Never was this truth…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I've never had a zombie eat a brain! I don't know where that comes from. Who says zombies eat brains?

— George A. Romero

“Are zombie girls allowed to talk?” “If they’re cute and willing to do zombie-girl mud fights” “Duuude. Right on.” “That’s a disgusting image” ...…

— Susan Ee

“Our true fear of the zombie was never that its bite would turn us into one of them. Our fear is that we are…

— David Wong