“May fireworks fill your heart and independence be your way of life.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Have you ever had a large spider in the tub, figuring you'll wash it down the drain you turn on the shower,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Wheneve someone asks me, "Did you find everything alright?" I wonder to myself, "Is this a trick question?" Maybe there is something… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“This is another one that perplexes me. "Would you like your milk in a bag?" "No, I think it's fine inside that… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I've always been afraid that if I played Sim City I'd just get virtual junk mail for occupant/resident since it is so… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This means… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“You ever drive up to the pharmacy window and they ask you, "Can I have your phone number?" Sure all I get… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Life is complex and prone to being pedantic Always little things crawl, flutter and creep in. Nesting in cracks in our psyches… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I have often… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely it was… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!"… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
