Humor Quote by Neil Leckman

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered “Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready…

— Jarod Kintz

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who…

— Bill Watterson

“If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.”

— Bill Maher

“Well, now that we're on the subject, it's somewhat unhygienic for you to drink out of the milk jug." "Babe, I had my tongue…

— Kristen Ashley

“There is milk? What luxury!”

— Ernest Hemingway

“In my daughter’s presence, I would for the first time in my adult life drink Nesquik milk openly and shamelessly. I’d come out of…

— Vi Keeland

“Just as the overturned bucket that was once brimming seems so much emptier than the bucket that never held milk in the first place.…

— Tom Robbins

Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?

— Billy Madison

“There is no use on crying over spilled milk, just pour yourself another glass.”

— Michael Conliffe

“They're going to drown me in milk--what a waste of good baby-food!”

— William Moulton Marston

“Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.”

— Florence Williams

“It’s a milkshake, sir,”

— Greg James