““I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This means almost any social interaction will involve the placing on, or removal of rubber gloves. That 'snap' means the fun, whatever type it may be, has begun. Doctors? OK, dentists? OK, clerk at Walmart? WHAT!! The Clerk begins to pull on the gloves as other shoppers suddenly find other open lanes. **SNAP**!””
