Common-sense-philosophy Quote by Neil Leckman

“You should never try to jump start your car while taking a shower”

— Neil Leckman

“I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.”

— Jarod Kintz

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What are you wearing?" "Coveralls. Shit-kickers. Long, latex gloves." He blinked. "can't wait to see you take them off.”

— Roxanne Snopek

“I really hate latex gloves. It's like when you pump gas and get some on your hands, and you smell those chemical fumes all…

— Leslie Langtry

“After a shower, I like to let gravity and evaporation dry me off as I stretch out naked in the sun on my neighbor’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“Gloves may hide a dirty hand, but it does not clean it.”

— Abraham Joensen

“You're already soaking wet.”

— Amy Cross

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an…

— Jarod Kintz