Gloves Quote by Leslie Langtry

“You’ve got blood on your hands, and you smell of coitus.”

— Clive Barker

“I’ll exhale hot breath into my palm before touching you, because I have cold hands, and also because your hands smell like bubblegum.”

— Jarod Kintz

My hands smell like taco meat. -Godwin

— Duck Dynasty

“People’s hands smell very different—that’s why dogs can identify people; you have to try it! All hands have a sort of moist smell, and…

— Richard Feynman

I have learned that real angels don't have gossamer white robes and Cherubic skin, they have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat.

— Richard Paul Evans

Love in modern times has been the tailor's best friend. Every suitor of the nineteenth century spends more than his spare cash on personal…

— George Augustus Henry Sala

“I want to merge oven mitts with boxing gloves, so I could effectively, and safely, fight fires. After all, fire fighters make better lovers.”

— Jarod Kintz

Actually, you *can* handle the truth, provided you wear low lint monofilament polyvinyl chloride dotted nylon gloves.

— John Alejandro King From 'The Covert Comic

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Big messages come in small packages. All it may take to restore someone's trust in life may be returning a lost earring or a…

— Rachel Naomi Remen

There is no single best kind of death. A good death is one that is "appropriate" for that person. It is a death in…

— Edwin S. Shneidman

When (the Reds) won, we loved it because we ran into the locker room and touched all the bats and gloves and got some…

— Ken Griffey, Jr