You just wanna say, 'Hey, Little Johnny, don't do that,' but it's my Uncle Si! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Johnny Copy Share Image
A Camouflaged Limo is like a bug light for Rednecks! -Willie — Duck Dynasty Rednecks Copy Share Image
Acting like it's a big deal because, hey, I don't who Cliff Bowyer is. -Si — Duck Dynasty Big deal Copy Share Image
Hey it's your world mr photographer I'm just trying to live in it. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Photography Copy Share Image
I could slam it in yo face! I could slam it in yo MAMA'S face! -Si — Duck Dynasty Yo mama Copy Share Image
It's like a woman going into a beauty parlor, she goes in an old hag and come out lookin like Dolly Parton.… — Duck Dynasty Beauty Copy Share Image
What on earth could you be doing.. .where you couldn't wait 10 minutes for some hot donuts? -Jase — Duck Dynasty Donuts Copy Share Image
There's some people who've got it and some people who don't got it i've always had it. I have always had it.… — Duck Dynasty People Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off… — Duck Dynasty Redneck Copy Share Image
Every action in life begins with a decision and unfortunately we dont always make the best ones. -Willie — Duck Dynasty Choice Copy Share Image
When a man the size of Martin becomes combustible, Oh, it's a dangerous situation! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Dangerous Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm telling you we can't fix this. You can't fix stupid. -Si — Duck Dynasty Stupid Copy Share Image
When you was born and God was handing out brains you thought he said trains. -Si — Duck Dynasty Fitness Copy Share Image
She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Cell phone Copy Share Image
Hey, I don't have to be an idiot, I just wanted to know what the party was about! -Si — Duck Dynasty Party Copy Share Image
I think our culture needs more grandpas ridin along with grandson and girlfriend. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Grandparents Copy Share Image
And don't come back no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, Jack. -Si — Duck Dynasty Come Copy Share Image
It was like a gumball machine, except instead of gum it was goat pellets. -Miss Kay — Duck Dynasty Computers Copy Share Image
This is gonna set 'em straight or I'm gonna get the wooden spoon. -Miss Kay — Duck Dynasty Spoon Copy Share Image
I never realized that death could occur but I ain't a quitter. -Willie — Duck Dynasty Death Copy Share Image
