Quote by Duck Dynasty Download Open image “A Camouflaged Limo is like a bug light for Rednecks! -Willie” — Duck Dynasty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba,… — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Acting like it's a big deal because, hey, I don't who Cliff Bowyer is. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Hey, I don't have to be an idiot, I just wanted to know what the party was about! -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
When you was born and God was handing out brains you thought he said trains. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
It's like a woman going into a beauty parlor, she goes in an old hag and come out lookin like Dolly Parton. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image