Boots Quote by Joe Bageant

The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

“Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the…

— Guy Vanderhaeghe

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

— Christopher Paul Curtis

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy,…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

— Josh McDowell

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots.

— George Eliot

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy