Quote by Guy Vanderhaeghe

“There's no boot." No boot?" No." That makes me sad." I ate it." You ate the boot?" Yes." Was it good?" No. Were the…

— Yann Martel

“He couldn’t pour rain out of a boot with a hole in the toe and directions on the heel.”

— C.C. Tillery

“It is better to die with your boots on than to live as a bootlicker.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Boots are optional.”

— Olivia Cunning

“I fucked that boot for all I was worth, I admit. “What the – hurk – fuck!” Susan was looking over her shoulder. “Gack!”…

— Ellie Saxx

“People would eat a boot if it was home made.”

— Elizabeth Bowen

“I've always thought academics should get a little slurry on their boots from time to time.”

— Karen Lord

“There would be a lot fewer of us screwing up the game of life so brilliantly, if there was always a right answer instead…

— Claire Cross

They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom.

— Joe Bageant

The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

“You can't judge a book by its steel-toed combat boots.”

— Lauren Oliver

“What could a doormat rear but a pair of boots?”

— Kingsolver, Barbara