Bathroom Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathroom Flashlights Ifs Might Redneck Shoes You might be a redneck if
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.… — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to… — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? — Karen Scalf Linamen Copy Share Image
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door. — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he stopped. "Wow."… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
