You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight. — Lennox Lewis Copy Share Image
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom. — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to die. Seriously. I had a 24-hour flu and then I had a stomach virus. I couldn't… — Austin Rivers Copy Share Image
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And,… — Kerry Washington Copy Share Image
“I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
Let's stick together." "Well, you're going to have to wait here for me there: I'm going to the bathroom." "But how long… — Georgia Byng Copy Share Image
I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after going to the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think it's man's function to write. I don't think it's a normal thing like teeth-brushing and going to the bathroom.… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
I got called a boy all the time. Going into the bathroom, I still get the shocked look, like, 'Are you supposed… — Brittney Griner Copy Share Image
