Death Quote by Melissa Landers

“Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide.”

— Katja Millay

“silence falls. i open my eyes and ready myself to move, glancing down at me feet bridging the toilet bowl. it's gross that i…

— Kirsty McKay

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal

“Do you remember that scene in Airplane! where the guy with the flags is waving a jet into its gate, then someone asks him…

— Rebecca Flowers

“You never think it's gonna happen to you, but all that pollution and dirty fumes and flights and factories and shit we don't need…

— Saci Lloyd

“Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“Arabella- Why you felt it was imperative for me to leave my house in a traveling trunk is still beyond me. You did see…

— Jen Turano

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“ Once they rode camels in the desert; once they drove caravans across Europe. They eat screams and drink pain. You had your horrors…

— Stephen King

“I pee in the toilets of my enemies, so that when they flush my pee comes out”

— Sun Tzu