Humor Quote by Melissa Landers Download Open image ““Who needed drugs when winning felt this good?”” — Melissa Landers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“But anyone who believes in the war on drugs is missing a crucial point as to why the war can never be won. Feeling… — Ryan Vanderford Copy Share Image
“Also, people who did drugs were boring. Hopelessly, relentlessly boring. Drugs made them either too slow or too fast, and mostly they talked about… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“War on Drugs...will only be won when we point our thumbs at ourselves and ask the hard question: “How am I contributing to this… — David W Earle Copy Share Image
“You were an artist. For a moment. Was it too much? Was it the drugs that helped you? The drugs that killed you? Was… — James Franco Copy Share Image
“In order to be near us, to hang out with us, it was good to have drugs.” — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
“Drugs have destroyed many people. But wrong government policies have destroyed many more.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
“The way I acted...It wasn't you" "Oh, no. You're not even human. You don't get to use the It's not you, it's me line!” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“An ancient human religious figure known as John the Baptist had once claimed, "The truth shall make you free," but if Aelyx remembered correctly,… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“She'd suggested that he observe other teens for social cues, and he'd done the job in spades. Yesterday after spending the afternoon with the… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“How can we understand what we’ve never experienced and adapt without making mistakes?” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“To be honest, I don't know what qualities you ever saw in him. I can tell why he chose you, but-" "Oh yeah?" Cara's… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“He prepared the richest, most indulgent and disgusting dish imaginable - a bowl of fudge ripple ice-cream topped with chocolate syrup, semi-sweet chocolate morsels,… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“I don't like the way he looks at you." "How does he look at me?" "Like he wants to dock his ship inside your… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“Can I borrow the car today, Mom? We'll get soaked if we walk-" "Hmph," Dad interrupted. "When I was a boy-" "Yeah, yeah," Cara… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“What's this?" He brought the brown square to his nose. "It smells musty." "It's chocolate. You'll love it." "That's what you said about Skittles.… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
