“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant… — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in… — Various Faith Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of… — Various Spirituality Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got… — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that… — Various Copy Share Image
“holiness is a privilege, as well as a duty; it is a reward, a benefit to him who walks therein.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Music touches our hearts and moves our souls. Music has moods. Music can make us happy, relaxed or exhilarated. Music is sounds… — Various Inspirational Copy Share Image
“smoking to-day with GRANT, I asked him what he thought of the European complication, and he answered with a most expressive silence.” — Various Silence Copy Share Image
“Wealth protects and animates art and literature, as the dew enlivens the fields." Nonsense! Wealth animates art and literature, as the whistle… — Various Art Copy Share Image
“Him I call indeed a Brahmana who is bright like the moon, pure, serene, undisturbed, and in whom all gaiety is extinct.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Shan't I take that anshient circus tent?" said he, pintin' to my umbreller, "and lock it up in the safe?” — Various Copy Share Image
“I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; I will take the heart of stone out… — Various Heart of stone Copy Share Image
“I resolved to do what I could, in a quiet way, to improve our proceedings myself, but I foresaw that my utmost… — Various Copy Share Image
“At last (as there must be an end to everything under the sun) my uncle came to a close; and a moment… — Various Prayer Copy Share Image
“That we shall, in like manner, without respect of persons endeavour the extirpation of Popery, Prelacy, (that is, church-government by Archbishops, Bishops,… — Various Respect Copy Share Image
“Pope, who took breakfast with me, His Holiness said he had accepted JAMES GORDON BENNETT'S invitation to come to Washington Heights” — Various Copy Share Image
