“going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the community college and” — Various College Copy Share Image
“Shan't I take that anshient circus tent?" said he, pintin' to my umbreller, "and lock it up in the safe?” — Various Circus Copy Share Image
“she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.” — Various Looked Window Copy Share Image
“The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.” — Various Past present Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.” — Various Momma Copy Share Image
“Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4? Class: At once!” — Various Class Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions” — Various Momma Copy Share Image
“That Papistry and superstition may be utterly suppressed, according to the intention of the Acts of Parliament, repeated in the 5th Act,… — Various Superstition Copy Share Image
“For it is not necessar for us to abjure Turkism or Paganism, because we are not in fear to be troubled with… — Various Fear Copy Share Image
“WILLIAM, yesterday, he said that he relied upon the growing taste in Hoboken for Bavarian beer to destroy the sympathy of the… — Various Bavarian Beer Copy Share Image
“Man does not have to go farther than his own inner experience of the soul’s contemplation of this spiritual-reality presence to find… — Various Meditation Copy Share Image
“Him I call indeed a Brahmana whose knowledge is deep, who possesses wisdom, who knows the right way and the wrong, and… — Various Right way Copy Share Image
“The fullest, and the fairest, and the freest thing in heaven or earth is the free grace of God, to our poor… — Various Freedom Copy Share Image
“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big” — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“smoking to-day with GRANT, I asked him what he thought of the European complication, and he answered with a most expressive silence.” — Various Asked Copy Share Image
“The poet, when he wrote "Thou wilt come no more, gentle ANNIE," was clearly laboring under a mistake. If he had written… — Various Art Copy Share Image
“At last (as there must be an end to everything under the sun) my uncle came to a close; and a moment… — Various Prayer Copy Share Image
“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts,… — Various Orders Beer Copy Share Image
“No, their weapons will not be carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strongholds. They will go to the… — Various Covenant Copy Share Image
“Stair meanwhile had made up his mind, and through his influence the certificate of MacIan having signed his allegiance was suppressed, and… — Various Psychology Copy Share Image
“Two guys are walking their dogs, one of which is a black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the… — Various Dog Copy Share Image
“John vii. 24. Judge not according to the appearance. John xii. 8. For the poor always ye have with you. John xii,… — Various Darkness Copy Share Image
“The quarrels and divisions about religion were evils unknown to the heathen. The reason was because the religion of the heathen consisted… — Various Faith Copy Share Image
