“I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; I will take the heart of stone out… — Various Copy Share Image
“That we shall sincerely, really, and constantly, through the grace of GOD, endeavour, in our several places and callings, the preservation of… — Various Copy Share Image
“What is this but the contents and matter of our oath? What do we covenant? What do we vow? Is it not… — Various Copy Share Image
“And therefore we abhor and detest all contrary religion and doctrine; but chiefly all kind of Papistry in general and particular heads,… — Various Copy Share Image
“The quarrels and divisions about religion were evils unknown to the heathen. The reason was because the religion of the heathen consisted… — Various Copy Share Image
“And verily there is one spring and cause of the decay of religion in our day, which we cannot but touch upon,… — Various Copy Share Image
“The first thing that ye swear to is, That with your whole hearts ye agree and resolve, all the days of your… — Various Copy Share Image
“Man does not have to go farther than his own inner experience of the soul’s contemplation of this spiritual-reality presence to find… — Various Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no… — Various Copy Share Image