Quote by Various Download Open image ““What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.”” — Various ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The latter think the shortest distance between two points is from a blonde to a bed.” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“There was only one blonde in the room, and she didn’t even have a tan.” — Francine Pascal Copy Share Image
“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?” — Various Copy Share Image
“Three blondes with the same goddamn name but different spellings, she thought, and not a whole brain between them. I feel like I’m on… — Elliott Kay Copy Share Image
“W-where am I? Why am I naked?” The blonde bites down on her knuckle. “So. Many. Jokes. I can’t. I just can’t, though.” — Ruby Dixon Copy Share Image
“Bred with just the right amount of fresh air, roughhousing, and ignorance, these primitive blondes set out from the cornfields looking like starlight with… — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
“A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of… — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
And that phrase - 'sleeping like a baby.' Some blonde said it blithely on the subway the other day. I wanted to lie down… — Jenny Offill Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think that logically speaking, you have a house." "Yes, I do have a house."… — Various Copy Share
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn. -Friday — Various Copy Share
“I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you… — Various Copy Share Image
