Quote by Various

“the older versions of Windows that —rumor has it — are equipped with the fabled “time to crash!” feature.”

— Peter H. Gregory

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

— Linus Torvalds

The future of Windows is to let the computer see, listen and even learn.

— Bill Gates

Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.

— Tom Christiansen

I'm a Windows guy. I have been for many, many years. I play games, and it's where games run, baby.

— Thomas Middleditch

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the…

— Linus Torvalds

“But next time, we need to kind of...oh, I don't know, talk first and then throw people through windows later." Daemon crossed his arms.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Everyone knows that "everything" doesn't include windows.”

— Pierre Burton

“You didn't happen to install Windows when you upgraded me, did you?”

— Kelly McCullough

I suggested that someone grab Bill Gates and get him to install a new operating system, but apparently he's not a demon" At Reaver's…

— Larissa Ione

“When you are DOWN for satan, you'll be LOADED with sin... and you'll DOWNLOAD failure! You and I can't be part of that mess!”

— Israelmore Ayivor

“I discovered windows one afternoon and after that, nothing was ever the same.”

— Anne Spollen