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“cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”

— Various

“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking…

— Various

“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦…

— Various

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!”

— Various

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what they’ll have to drink, and I didn’t…

— Jarod Kintz

“Two years. There are three other male bartenders,”

— Karice Bolton

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

— Tommy Cooper

“Where the hell am I and what did I get myself into? The bartender notices Maverick first. He puts his thumb and index finger…

— Justine Elvira

How?" I demanded. "How could you have screwed this one up?" "When I got in, they said the manager was on the phone and…

— Richelle Mead