Cable tv Quote by Various

“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between”

— Various

“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!”

— Various

“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦…

— Various

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking…

— Various

“A drink centers me but I usually make myself wait until at least 9:00 PM for that. Or 8:00 PM. Whichever comes first.”

— Bill Callahan

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“turn over and watch the alarm clock. Finally it’s six thirty. At least the worst part, the night-before part, is over; this time tomorrow,…

— Susan Cain

“Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google…

— Harper Sloan

To extract the fullest flavor of our drinking house, we needed to spend serious evening time there, slowly coming to know the bartender and…

— Barbara Holland

“Are you drunk?’ ‘It’s the afternoon, isn’t it? I try always to be drunk by now. Once you start a job you should give…

— Joe Abercrombie

“ Explain to me how this is fun: thirty minutes in line, thirty dollars to get in, ten minutes to work your way down…

— Wesley Chu