““Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google of course. “Gimmie two Golden Showers, bartender!” I scream across the bar. When did someone take my last drink? What was that one? A bl*w j*b, I think. Yes, that was it. We spent a good fifteen minutes laughing our asses off after making Greg drink one. He is currently giving us a look of extreme displeasure. He can act as mad as he wants but yelling for Greg to deep throat his bl*w j*b was hilarious. Just ask the customers around us, they certainly laughed loud enough.””
