Food Quote by Various

“When we reached the front of the line at Burgerville, Ren let me order first and then asked for seven huge sandwiches, three orders…

— Colleen Houck

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of…

— Jeff Strand

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

“You should go order a sweet roll. Those are to die for. And a carne adovada burrito." His mouth thinned. "Should I order something…

— Darynda Jones

“Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes.”

— Various

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into…

— Tommy Cooper

“One of my suppliers told me, “Ray, you know you aren’t in the hamburger business at all. You’re in the french-fry business. I don’t…

— Ray Kroc

“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦…

— Various

“Make that two.” They ordered the ribs with sides of fries, coleslaw and baked beans along with two draft beers. “I’m going to tell…

— Marie Force

“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

— Various