Whiskey Billion Quote by Eoin Colfer

“I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.”

— Genna Rulon

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

“With my book in one hand And my drink in the other What more could I want But fame, Better health, And ten million…

— Kenneth Burke

“How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can…

— Robyn Schneider

“The face of a man who had sipped life's vinegar and found it, by and large, to be mostly whiskey, and good whiskey at…

— Neil Gaiman

“Don't you have something plain and wholesome, like scotch or bourbon?”

— Charlotte MacLeod

“I am an alcoholic. I’m the first to admit that. I can’t drink at all. One drink is too many and a thousand’s not…

— Donna Tartt

“It’s funny, you learn a lot about people when you’re on the road like that. Every morning, for example, Bill would have a cup…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“Beer might make a smart man dull, but coffee is worse because it can delude a dull man into thinking he's smart.”

— Galen Beckett

“Mike Rondeau, a tall drink of a man sloshed into a squat glass, with a belt that could double as a lasso and a…

— Daniel Woodrell

“There's an old saying," Buck said. "A hundred things can go wrong in a holdup, and if you can think of fifty of them…

— James Carlos Blake