And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
That was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly." "Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . .… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. "Wait! Just wait," she called, overtaking Artemis and looking him in the eye… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
He took a deep, shuddering breath. "Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
