Favorite uncle Quote by Eoin Colfer

“And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.”

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Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had…

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The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly…

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Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re…

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Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could…

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Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon

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“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of…

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If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and…

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Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even…

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“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin”

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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.…

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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

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