Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole… — Joel Stein Copy Share Image
I felt like people really do their best work when they're having a really good time and feel safe to push the… — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
The women take so little stock In what I do or say They'd sooner leave their cosseting To hear a jackass bray. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
That's where I'm comfortable - playing a jackass on the scene, rolling in with my pocket watch and my buffoon hairdo, with… — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Jessica: “You great drunken jackass!” Dain: “I did not give you leave to use my Christian name. — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives privileges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. Jackasses remain.… — Indro Montanelli Copy Share Image
So release yourself from that. Don't be strategic or coy. Strategic and coy are for jackasses. Be brave. Be authentic. Practice saying… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
[He] was always here to offer cups of good clear Walden Pond, or shout down the deep well of Shakespeare and listen,… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
One of my pet peeves is that when people are in their automobiles, I think they're exceptionally rude on the road. I… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there.… — Nasreddin Copy Share Image
I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
People huddle together in doctrinaire herds, and the same jackasses who, without the slightest risk, now scream against racism are the same… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Be wild; that is how to clear the river. The river does not flow in polluted, we manage that. The river does… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
How to Comfort Yourself When You Have Acted Like a Jackass Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn't feel too upset about… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
The dividing line [between friends and acquaintances] is communication, I think. A friend is someone to whom you can say any jackass… — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I know of no American who starts from a higher level of aspiration than the journalist. . . . He plans to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was only then I realized I didn't know the name of Elodin's class. I leafed through the ledger until I spotted… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass. — Michael Nutter Copy Share Image
Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)” — Greg Campbell Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
![“[He] was always here to offer cups of good clear Walden Pond, or shout down the deep well of Shakespeare and listen, with satisfaction, for echoes. Here the lion and the hartebeest lay together, here the jackass became a unicorn.” quote by Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c3b/ray-bradbury-75_clear_he-was-always-here-to-offer-cups-of-good_2045588.jpg)
![“The dividing line [between friends and acquaintances] is communication, I think. A friend is someone to whom you can say any jackass thing that enters your mind. With acquaintances, you are forever aware of their slightly unreal image of you, and to keep them content, you edit yourself to fit…” quote by John D. MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/955/john-d-macdonald-8277_acquaintance_the-dividing-line-between-friends-and-ac_444661.jpg)
