And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole… — Joel Stein Copy Share Image
It didn’t make any more sense to me then than it does now, how life can pile troubles up on a man… — Caleb Carr Copy Share Image
I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
So release yourself from that. Don't be strategic or coy. Strategic and coy are for jackasses. Be brave. Be authentic. Practice saying… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Jessica: “You great drunken jackass!” Dain: “I did not give you leave to use my Christian name. — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there.… — Nasreddin Copy Share Image
The dividing line [between friends and acquaintances] is communication, I think. A friend is someone to whom you can say any jackass… — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
One of my pet peeves is that when people are in their automobiles, I think they're exceptionally rude on the road. I… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I have learned that one of the most important rules in politics is poise - which means looking like an owl after… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Be wild; that is how to clear the river. The river does not flow in polluted, we manage that. The river does… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
People huddle together in doctrinaire herds, and the same jackasses who, without the slightest risk, now scream against racism are the same… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
When people say that animal rescuers are crazy, what they really mean is that animal rescuers share a number of fundamental beliefs… — Steven Kotler Copy Share Image
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