Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to… — Matthew Barney Copy Share Image
It was only then I realized I didn't know the name of Elodin's class. I leafed through the ledger until I spotted… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Moi?” He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. “You must be thinking of some other uncouth… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I was so paranoid that my friends wouldn't like me. I went to a very small school where the consequences of bullying… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call… — Patricia Neal Copy Share Image
How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackassesthere are… — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
Because orgasmic sex would lead to women's autonomy, knowing who you are and what we want: Women are not going to follow… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“These reasonings will furnish us with an adequate definition of a true critic: that he is a discoverer and collector of writers’… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Muhammad was a jackass. People who believe in him are stupid. Let us call a spade as spade. These people must be… — Ali Sina Copy Share Image
You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a "surly, illmannered, badtempered fellow." ... Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than… — Melissa McCarthy Copy Share Image
Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives priviliges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. The jackasses… — Indro Montanelli Copy Share Image
My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
