Johnny Knoxville

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

— Johnny Knoxville

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

— Johnny Knoxville

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it…

— Johnny Knoxville

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

— Johnny Knoxville

Hit him in the ding ding!

— Johnny Knoxville

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

— Johnny Knoxville

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

— Johnny Knoxville

I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even…

— Johnny Knoxville

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out…

— Johnny Knoxville

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

— Johnny Knoxville

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense,…

— Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it…

— Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

— Johnny Knoxville

I feel like my eyes have gonorreah!!!

— Johnny Knoxville

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

— Johnny Knoxville

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser.…

— Johnny Knoxville

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

— Johnny Knoxville

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good…

— Johnny Knoxville

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

— Johnny Knoxville

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to…

— Johnny Knoxville

But I can still lick the spoon!

— Johnny Knoxville

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

— Johnny Knoxville

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I…

— Johnny Knoxville

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And…

— Johnny Knoxville

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for…

— Johnny Knoxville