Bachelor party Quote by Johnny Knoxville Download Open image “I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.” — Johnny Knoxville ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bachelor party Bachelors Friendship Got Stabbed Life Party Party Real Real Real life Stab Stabbed Stabbed Friend
Very old friends in the pass in school they stabbed you in the back for no reason — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was stabbed when I was 17. It was touch and go, and my lung collapsed, and I was in hospital for five days.… — Ed Skrein Copy Share Image
In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year. — Beverley Mitchell Copy Share Image
I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short -… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
A real friends got your back, while the fake ones are sticking knives in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Women are suspicious of this male ritual of the bachelor party and are suspicious of what men do and say when they are not… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
Bella What is that? Edward I'm late for my bachelor party. [Emmett leaps up to Bella's window] Emmett Send him out, Bella, or we're… — Twilight Copy Share Image
“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
Many guys see relationships with women as a zero-sum game: If she wins, he loses. Marriage is the ultimate contest: Her job is to… — Michael Kimmel Copy Share Image
Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at… — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
I myself have participated in girl-on-girl shows for men that would ask for it, of which were very, very many. It is a popular… — Annie Lobert Copy Share Image
I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away from reckless… — Anonymous Copy Share Image