Bachelor party Quote by Bill Brasky

I had a little epiphany when I was a writer at 'Chicago' magazine. I sat down to dinner at the Ritz-Carlton. Somebody poured a…

— Ted Allen

I never really had the time for a proper bachelorette party.

— Hazel Keech

I played with Buddy Guy on his 63rd birthday and got to bring him a cake. And I played with B.B. King on his…

— Susan Tedeschi

People are like, 'Was it fun? Did you eat lots of cake?'

— Parker Posey

“Covered in slivered almonds and soaked in booze, Italian rum cake is everything kids hate about everything. No one even ate it. It just…

— Tina Fey

I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage…

— Ryan Kwanten

One bite of wedding cake and I about threw up.

— Isaac Brock

I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if…

— Marian Keyes

I felt like I went to someone else's birthday party and ate all the cake without anybody else getting a piece.

— Norah Jones

When I turned 40, I invited Johnny Cash to my party, even though I knew there was gonna be 200 people roasting a pig…

— John Prine

“Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.”

— Jarod Kintz

“‎'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted.... 'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!”

— Josh Stern