John Madden Quote by Bill Brasky Download Open image “He breast feeds John Madden.” — Bill Brasky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare John Madden
“Madden stayed at Stingley’s bedside to offer him whatever comfort he could. Eventually, the tragedy was too much for Madden and he retired from… — Jerry Thornton Copy Share Image
You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lots of guys have tried to impersonate John Madden and it just doesn't work. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
When I watch professional football, I love listening to John Madden because I know he knows what he's talking about. He's been both down… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
John Madden is arguably the greatest broadcaster of all time, but I don't want to be John Madden. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
“That's Bill Brady. He goes through months of withdrawal after football season is over. In order to cope with football withdrawal, he'll stand in… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“We just might make a quarterback out of you yet, you skinny little son of a bitch.” — Robert Cormier Copy Share Image
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
I think Ray Guy and John Madden for sure should be in the Hall of Fame and Cliff Branch should be as well. — Jim Otto Copy Share Image
John Madden is arguably the greatest broadcaster of all time, but I don't want to be John Madden. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
Lots of guys have tried to impersonate John Madden and it just doesn't work. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
We used to play 'Double Dribble' on Nintendo. Later, in high school, it was more 'NBA Live' and 'John Madden Football.' — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
Yeah, I've been in a couple games. I was in one of the 'John Maddens' or actually a couple of the 'John Madden' games… — B-Real Copy Share Image
A homeless man once told me that dancing to rap music is the cultural equivalent of masturbating, and I'd sort of fell the same… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
